Have you ever been SCUBA diving?
Post your answer as a comment.
(Bonus points if you know what the acronym stands for.)
Answers I've received already:
~ No, but I've been snorkeling.
~ No, dern it! But I want to. Does that count?
~ No, I like to breathe. Thanks.
~ Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes! Oh, wait. SCUBA? I thought you said muff. OK, nevermind.
Nope, snorkeling is more my speed.
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